Out of the mouths of babes, etc.

Watching kids knee sliding down the steep bank at the kids’ school.


Me: Glad I’m not their parent. All the washing from that.

Jack: What if that was me?

Me (deadpan): you’d probably slide too far. And die.

Scarlett: And I’d kick you!

Me: *glares*

Scarlett (defensively): to make sure he was dead…

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