Out of the mouths of babes, etc.
Watching kids knee sliding down the steep bank at the kids’ school.
Me: Glad I’m not their parent. All the washing from that.
Jack: What if that was me?
Me (deadpan): you’d probably slide too far. And die.
Scarlett: And I’d kick you!
Me: *glares*
Scarlett (defensively): to make sure he was dead…