I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this
I really don’t know what I expected.
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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
So… every time I spend money, I have to spend half again? On charity?
Yes, I’ll take that. And just, y’know, spend like MAD.
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shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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New milestone: over 4000 posts.
The fact that I reached 100k likes first kinda says it all, I guess.
SENATE REPUBLICANS ARE ADDICTED TO KOCH! —
Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid. (via stillhidden)
I see what you did there.
Even better when you think either way you think of pronouncing that name works, really.
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